"Carrots help you see much better in the dark. Don't talk to [boys] they'll break your heart"
The Wombats

Dear Girl randomly sitting outside my window talking loudly on the phone,
This is private property. Who the heck even are you?


  1. Wow. This was the shortest but most hilarious post I think I've ever read. Congratulations. Here's a sticker.

  2. Dump a bucket of water over her head, DO IT.

  3. Jeez, I have been extremely blogly inactive lately. I think I'll change my ways by commenting on this post.

    I totally agree with Ash, but I think it would be much more effective to dump a cauldron of boiling oil on her. Do you happen to have one?


"Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole"
_Adam Duritz

I love hearing things that aren't my own pathetic echoes.