"Carrots help you see much better in the dark. Don't talk to [boys] they'll break your heart"
The Wombats

Dear Girl randomly sitting outside my window talking loudly on the phone,
This is private property. Who the heck even are you?


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3 comments:

  1. That Blond GuyJul 1, 2011, 7:51:00 AM

    Wow. This was the shortest but most hilarious post I think I've ever read. Congratulations. Here's a sticker.

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  2. AshJul 7, 2011, 1:46:00 AM

    Dump a bucket of water over her head, DO IT.

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  3. NixxJul 12, 2011, 8:02:00 PM

    Jeez, I have been extremely blogly inactive lately. I think I'll change my ways by commenting on this post.



    I totally agree with Ash, but I think it would be much more effective to dump a cauldron of boiling oil on her. Do you happen to have one?

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"Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole"
_Adam Duritz

I love hearing things that aren't my own pathetic echoes.

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