Love Bug

I woke up this morning, overhearing my sister's conversation in the other room.
It went something like this:

Veronica (the baby, although she is almost 7): Mommy! Mommy! I found an earwig!!!

Trinity (her older sister): Ewww! That is SO gross!

Veronica: Mommy, can I keep him? He is SO cute.

Trinity: Bugs freak me out. Mom, she is freaking me out on purpose!

Veronica: Mommy! Mommy! She is trying to kill him! Make her stop!

Trinity: *waves tissue around, and finally gets him in her possession*

Veronica: *wailing* She murdered him!!!!!

Trinity: Stop Nica

Veronica: Oh, wait! He's still moving!

*5 minutes pass, and I am in the bathroom brushing my teeth*

Veronica comes in the hallway.

Veronica: *hangs head low* I accidentally killed him.

Trinity: Good

13 comments:

  1. Hey!

    What a funny story...your little sister sounds like quite the character. ;)

    That is SOO funny that you were almost Jolie Christine, but are now Jillian Christine--my little sisters name is Jillian!! that is so wild...wow. =P

    So...thanks for commenting on my site! Now I'm really curious to know...how did you find me? ;)

    ~Jolie Christine

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  2. Ha, that's funny! :) My sisters always freak out when they see a bug or cockroach. Jesus loves you :)

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  3. Hey Jillian!
    did you change your username thingy because of that other Jillian C.? That's not nice! Change it back! Now I'm confused as to who's posting on my blog!
    lol
    ~Purl~

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  4. !!!!!!!!!!!!

    That totally happened to me one time when we were fostering a little kid! Only it was a big, black beetle.

    Gives me the shivers thinking about it!

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  5. That's so sad! :( Poor bug. Funny story though!

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  6. im really good!!! how are you doing?!?! :)

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  7. That was so funny!! It sounds so much like Will and Owen!:P I love little kids, they're so cute. ^_^

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  8. haha cute story!
    although i do feel bad for Veronica and most of all the bug...
    where did she even find an earwig??
    but love the story!
    and thanks for commenting so much!
    ~LP <321

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  9. HAHA! That's funny. I have 4 Sisters, I hear that conversation a lot.

    "COLLIIIN!! THEIRS A BUG!! Kill it quick. It's freaking me out!"

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"Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole"
_Adam Duritz

I love hearing things that aren't my own pathetic echoes.