A really weird Easter poem, by yours truly

"Twas the day before Easter.
And all through the town;
every creature was moving, 
even the clown.
 Basketballs plopping, wine glasses plinking, kids screaming, and all the water in the tub was unfortunately not sinking. Call the plumber! Make it quick, otherwise everyone that smells it is sure to be sick. And while your at it, call my dentist, my jaw is aching something terrible (oh, drat, that doesn't rhyme, but man is it true). This is my ode, to Easter gone wrong. This is truly a horrible song.


  1. That is a well thought up poem. Very good.

    So have you noticed any big doctinal changes in your new church? What's different about it?

  2. Not completely :) I think it's pretty good Merry Easter lol

  3. That's cute. I like it. I made up my own version of the Night Before Christmas, but you wouldn't get it, and I don't have time to explain. Happy Easter!

  4. Haha! Love your poem!? Why did you change your blog name back?? I liked "Unapologetic Apathy" much better! Put it back!


"Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole"
_Adam Duritz

I love hearing things that aren't my own pathetic echoes.